Yo Momma Jokes

Drew and I are in a battle of EPIC PROPORTIONS. You can tell it’s epic, because I typed EPIC PROPORTIONS in ALL CAPS.

I need help to defeat him; namely, I need Yo Momma jokes. Post them please.

JOIN ME! STOP HIM!

I fucked you’re mother

I fucked YOU ARE mother?

Not good enough. Try again. :frown;

Liked what happened here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nzE90

[quote=“MrParadox”]Liked what happened here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nzE90[/quote]

I have so much more respect for you now.

Good show my friend. :up;:slight_smile:

[quote=“AoR Final”]I fucked YOU ARE mother?

Not good enough. Try again. :frown;[/quote]

idk i think its a pretty cool joke

Well, it wasn’t :frown;

How about “your momma’s on period”? :smiley:

…Oh wait, that’s not right. :frown;

I raped your mother and left her dying corpse in a gutter.

Hmmm, better. Still not good enough though.

Come on guys, with all the brainpower around here, we could probably come up with one good joke. Maybe two if we push, but we might lose Rob when his head explodes.

I bet you used that awesome pickup line on Steph, huh? :wink:

<.< who told you about that?

Yo mama sucks cocks in Hell.

“Yo momma so fat that I can impregnate her so hard so I can have her baby to be born then impregnate her again”

…Too subtle?

[quote=“The_Juno”]“Yo momma so fat that I can impregnate her so hard so I can have her baby to be born then impregnate her again”

…Too subtle?[/quote]

Needs more blood and violence.

She spills everything on the podcasts dude.

I need to duck tape her again.:neutral_face:

What is this shit with duck tape and me…? :frown;

Your momma so stupid she spent all day sayin’ AM NOT to R2!

Your momma so fat ben kenobi said: that’s no moon–that’s your momma!

Your momma so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter!

<3 Robot Chicken

Your momma so black, when she go to night school, teacher mark her absent!

That DBZ Christmas skit has a special place in my heart. :heart;