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Episode 42 8/12/03

“Today on X-Play, it’s hard to be stealthy with the giant head, it’s I-Ninja. Orcs fall apart in Dungeons & Dragons Heroes, and Adam meets the women of his dream at GenCon. You go game boy, it’s game time.”

“And now, two people in search of truth, justice, and a preview copy of Half Life 2, Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, round and round she goes, Morgan gets sick of it at F1 Career Challenge.”

“Please welcome two winners in the game of life, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, stow it sailor in Naval Ops Warship Gunner.”

“Once again, the dynamic duo of Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“After the break, he’s got the huge noggin, head & pants nose. It’s I-Ninja.”

“Welcome back to X-Play, now with delicious filling.”

Episode 106 2/9/04

“Today on X-Play, fun with ragdoll physics in Silent Storm. Pac-Man inexplicably growns legs, and we suffer through this stellar acting in Maximum Chase. My thoughts exactly, it’s game time.”

“Please welcome your hosts, the academy award non nominees Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, unlimited means never to say your sorry, in Empires Dawn of the Modern World.”

“Announcer sense tingling, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“When we come back, I don’t know what the hell I’m looking at either.”

“To learn more, click on Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, yeah we know who he is.”

“Batteries not included, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

Episode 201 11/16/04

“Today on X-Play, prepare yourself for Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War. Dark elves look kind of naked in Kingdom Under Fire, and do you like zombie vampire western’s, then you’ll love Darkwatch. It’s game time.”

“In the beginning, there was Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, do you like naked elves, then you’ll love Kingdom Under Fire.”

“Now water soldable, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, the pink ball is back in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror.”

“Don’t blame me, I voted for Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, zombie slaying cowboy vampires in Darkwatch.”

“Dude, where’s my Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

Episode 87 12/10/03

“Today on X-Play, getting unlucky in XIII. Don’t like my outfit, why not rip it off in WWE Smackdown, and this man sets the record straight in Armed & Dangerous. Well then, no need for name calling. It’s game time.”

“Please welcome your hosts, the lovely & fallacious Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down in Conflict Desert Storm II.”

“I’d like to buy a vowel from Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, we all learn that violence is the answer in WWE Smackdown.”

“Once again, the wacky magnanimous of Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, Um, what is going on in this scene from Armed & Dangerous.”

“Run for your lives, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 43 8/13/03

“Today on X-Play, Project Gotham Racing is back and we have our first look. Plus, NFL Blitz is back, and the pure horror of Charlie’s Angels. Let the sucking begin. It’s game time.”

“Please welcome two people whose spirits were broken long ago, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, a young women encounters something terrifying, the crappy gameplay of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

“Please welcome the scooby gang of X-Play, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, four out of five seminarian warlords prefer Civilization III Conquests.”

“Please welcome the hands that rock the greater love, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“In a moment, taking pretty cars and driving them into walls in Project Gotham Racing 2.”

“Once again, two crazy mixed up kids, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 44 8/14/03

“Today on X-Play, horrible monsters attempt to break dance in Silent Hill 3. Blood gets everywhere in Gladiator Sword of Vengeance, and elephants plays sports in NCAA Football 2004. Drop the pigskin Dumbo, it’s game time.”

“Please welcome a recipe for disaster, 1 part Adam Sessler, 1 part Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, marrying skipped for thousands of blood in Gladiator Sword of Vengeance.”

“We’ve created a monster, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, put on your bell bottoms and jump & down on the chan carpet, it’s Starsky & Hutch.”

“Once again, two people who know their arcs from their con players, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“In a moment, a women ask questions in James Bond 007 Everything or Nothing.”

“Once again, the dub remix, Adam Sessler vs Morgan Webb.”

Episode 8 5/8/03

“Coming Up, we go Postal and were not delivering mail. And grab your sticks, were wacking servants in Shadowbane. Plus, we take you to Babbitt in Grom. Level Up, it’s X-Play.”

“And now, the real reason behind the disappearance of the doubt movers, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, spice these up with role playing in Shadowbane, and we party on the pirate isle with Tropico 2.”

“Once again, here’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, we go questing through Babbitt and find terror with a badname. It’s Grom.”

“And now back to Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, you think your PC’s are cool, whatever, we’ll show you some dream PC’s that you put your desktop to shine.”

“Welcome back to the show that makes us fun and excitement, and then scorches it in the oven, X-Play.”

Episode 56 9/25/03

“Today on X-Play, we look at some games your momma wouldn’t like. So sit back and enjoy the classic dialogue. The tender moments and the refining women on this very special edition of X-Play. Stop chanting, it’s game time.”

“Welcome to X-Play, here are your hosts, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, violence is fun fun fun in Soldier of Fortune 2.”

“Once again, celebrity journalists, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, the sweet power tree of Def Jam Vendetta.”

“Once again, pure surprise losers, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 58 9/30/03

“Today on X-Play, going way too fast with F-Zero GX. The blue print be indent in Tron 2.0, and Star Trek Shattered Universe boldly goes where no man goes. You didn’t see that, it’s game time.”

“Warning, two people who may cause itching & irritation it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, itty bitty bikes in Freekstyle.”

“Once again, two people on a road to nowhere, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, beat me up Scotty, it’s Star Trek Shattered Universe.”

“Warp speed number 1, Edson Webb & Captain Sessler are back.”

Episode 68 10/23/03

“Today on X-Play, toilet humor goes mainstream in Neighbors from Hell. We play with controllers, and get up and dance, it’s Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004. Shake it, it’s game time.”

“Please welcome two people who have been tagged and released into the wild, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, golfers shake there thing, in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004.”

“Here they are miss america Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, Morgan deals with her control issues.”

“Fully greened it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“In a moment, Rainbow Six 3 shoots up your console.”

“Set back from the future because that stopped you from buying Katana it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 83 12/2/03

“Today on X-Play, double dribble with ESPN NBA Basketball & NBA Shootout. Show us what you got under your hood in Need For Speed Underground, and skate away with Tony Hawk’s Underground. Look out, it’s game time.”

“Please welcome two people even more immature than you, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, how do we feel about NBA Shootout?”

“Take a long walk out off the short peer with Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, he shoots, he scores in ESPN NBA Basketball.”

“He shoots, she scores, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, rev your engines, it’s Need for Speed Underground.”

“Circle your wagons, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 84 12/3/03

"Today on this very extra special X-Play, Cos playes, starship troopers, and death matches, Oh My! We hit conventions from coast to coast to find out why people are dressed like this. Plus, the very first X-Con, welcome to the Wrath of Con. It’s game time.

Episode 86 12/9/03

“Today on X-Play, we ride with horses in Lord of the Rings Return of the King. Plus, the Sims makes some magic, and Harry Potter gets aggressive in Quidditch World Cup. I hate flying lizards, it’s game time.”

“Setting a poor example for american’s youth, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, we revisit the turtle power of the early 90’s in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

“Once again, the only two people with a gamecube cozy, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, don’t lose your launch, it’s Secret Weapons Over Normandy.”

“Once again, two people from the land before time, Southern California, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 91 12/22/03

“Today on X-Play, we get freaked out by the most controversial game of the year, Manhunt. Why is there singing in my RPG and how can I make it stop? It’s Final Fantasy X-2. It’s game time.”

“Drop & Roll, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, hot vampire on zombie action in Legacy of Kain Defiance.”

“Fighting the power glove hand that beats them, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, Red Faction & Splinter Cell get also teeny tiny on the N-Gage.”

“What’s with all these homies dissing Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb?”

“Next, marking genius but cute girls in Final Fantasy X-2. Lonely man everywhere rejoice. Footage at 11.”

“Once again, the Sherry Lewis & Chaplain of X-Play, Morgan Webb & Adam Sessler.”

Episode 92 12/23/03

“Today on this special X-Play, we bring you the best of 2003 as X-Play goes out of the office. See Adam go commando. Hear Morgan get constructive criticism. Shutter in the valley of the laps. Holy nerd batman, it’s game time.”

“And now, live from the big purple couch. It’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, Adam learns the down side of super stardom. Nice mask Sessler.”

“Coming to you from a simulated tropical paradise, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, Trouble at the olympic paradise of Morgan Webb.”

“Once again, Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, murder, mayhem, sex appeal, it must be lock time.”

“Tand, sharming and ready to entertain, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 96 1/14/04

“Today on X-Play, get off the porch and fire your shotguns in the air. We’ve got monster trucks, and just what every hobbit needs, resource management. It’s War of the ring. It’s game time.”

“Warning, may cause burning & irritation, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, the sweet smell of gunsmoke & WD40 pulse up in the air in Metal Arms.”

“Whistle while they work, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, cheerleaders narrowing avoid a tiger attack in NCAA Final Four 2004.”

“Your TV Calls to you whispering it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, people yell things in War of the Ring. Okay, whatever.”

“Hot on Hobbit action with Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

Episode 100 1/26/04

“Today on X-Play, we look for someone to play with in Planetside Core Combat, & Dragon Ball Z Budokai urges you to move along, there’s nothing fording then to see here. Nothing at all, it’s game time.”

“Please welcome two people making a fortune by placing small personalized ads in localized newspapers, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb!”

“Up Next, how we really feel about Dragon Ball Z Budokai.”

“Genetically engineered for your amusement, it’s Morgan Sessler and Adam Webb!”

“Lower your standards, it’s Adam Sessler & Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, this just in, Disney ran out of things to franchise, no wait, it’s The Haunted Mansion.”

“Because we know someone out there must be watching, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb!”

Episode 103 2/2/04

“Today on X-Play, magic skull loving nerds rejoice, it’s Dungeons & Dragons The Temple of Elemental Evil. Another World War II game, and Uncomfortable Moments of Gaming. Brace yourself. It’s game time.”

“Please welcome your hosts, wait for it… wait for it… It’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, hitting the old bottle in Dungeons & Dragons The Temple of Elemental Evil.”

“Let’s try something new, Morgan Webb & Adam Sessler.”

“In a moment, this is your brain, this is your brain on the Pokemon Channel. Any questions?”

“I’m running out of stupid thigs to say so here’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, tough boy man play intercity in Freestyle Street Soccer.”

“Striking fear into the hearts of interns everywhere, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb!”

Episode 104 2/3/04

“Today on X-Play, hello nurse, it’s R-Racing Evolution. Inappropriate use of machete in The Suffering, and anime porn of the highest quality in Sexy Beach 2. Get ready to pander to the lowest common denominator. It’s game time.”

“The fact that no one understands them, doesn’t make them artists, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb!”

“Up Next, hey everybody, party at Swain’s castle in Dark Age of Camelot Trials of Atlantis.”

“Coming soon to a rehab center near you, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, do you believe in magic? No. How about Magic the Gathering then?”

“And now with zero percent down payment, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, yes were stupid to this. It’s Sexy Beach 2.”

“It’s 11 p.m. Do you know where your Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb are?”

Episode 107 2/10/04

“Today on X-Play, learning about the reproductive system in R-Type Final. Saying what’s really on your mind in Spy Fiction. Plus, this guy. Oh Shut Up! It’s game time.”

“Please welcome your hosts sir Adam Sessler and day Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, to the developers of R-Type Final. You guys know this is weird right?”

“No shoes, no shirt, no gaming, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Up Next, this bad game as good it could be.”

“Holy fragfest, gamers - it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”

“Coming Up, as if there were enough basketball games on the market already. It’s NBA Live 2004.”

“Open the pod bay doors, it’s Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb.”