Urban Dictionary Name Definitions!

Because we can!

~Tabitha

“A person who is often referred to as a beautiful girl who has an amazing body and physique. She is naturally a flirty person. She is very smart, but sometimes acts on impulse and doesn’t think before she does anything. She is often regarded to as a slut because of her beauty, but that’s far from the truth.”

“the best bestfriend in the world,funny hott and always there for you ur so lucky to have a frind like her. dont you ever let her leave you! make sur shes ur bffl forever.”

“a truly amazing person. easy to love. extremely beautiful.generally a overall perfect person. this person will find it hard to think badly of others, and finds it easy to forgive people”

Well there’s my ego boost for the day…even though I don’t think a lot of those things are true. Oh well.

:cool;

Sal
"Also known as ‘Saul’- he is the savior of man kind, and does wonders when pleasing a woman. His penis size will ranch from 7 1/2 to just short of 9 inches. This ‘Successor at life’ is also known for his keen artistic abilities , Focusing mainly on Photography, and painting.

His downsides are the lack of appreciation he receives from others, and the overwhelming request for favors.loss of sleep will also age a ‘Sal’ quicker than most of us, but his maturation is his attractive stand point."

So basically I am the real life Protag.

[align=center][size=134]Stephanie[/size][/align]

1. “The sexiest girl in the world”

2. “Stephanie is very nice and caring towards everyone and she always has a smile on her face no matter what and even though she doesnt know it she is very beautiful and smart.”

3. “A very sexy, sophisticated women. Someone that knows what they want and can get it. Can also mean a sophisticated bitch.”

4. “The most adorable, retardedly funny, easy and fun to talk to person to walk the earth.”

5. “Stephanie is, to say the least, an incredible girl. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. She is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. She has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. She has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. She carries herself with grace worthy of Grace Kelly herself. Stephanie is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. Once you meet a real Stephanie, don’t ever let go.”

6. "A girl who is more addictive than crack and internet porno combined "

7. "The name of the most beautiful girl in the whole world, who also has the best personality and sense of humor that anyone could imagine. Sometimes refered to as a “dream girl”. Perfect marriage material. "

What…? :lol

Jesse

a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 (:

Litteral Meaning- God exists.

Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. ’

A very manly man.

A kind boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up charming any girl who they come in contact with. Sweet and innocent he is the perfect boy. Always lovable and caring.

a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind…might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

The most amazing huband in the world!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jesse

Paul

A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: “small” or “humble”). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.

a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.

To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.

A homosexual male that. Is also very gay and loves men.

A man who likes to suck on guys dicks and loves it!!! He also LOVES it when they SPLOOSH on his face!!!

So I’m nice and like men

[align=center][size=100]Steph[/size][/align]

1. “Irish slang word, used mainly in Longford, to describe a girl as beautiful as she is elusive, that will have her victim distracted to the point of writing poetry for her.”

2. “A girl who lacks the confidence in herself to believe when people tell her that she is beautiful that they really mean it.”

3. “most gorgeous person you will ever meet. often blonde, blue eyed and unbelieveably stunning. males often drop to her feet and is quite understandably easy to fall for. great sence of humour and a unique loveable personality. a good friend and has a heart of gold. a total heartbreaker but 100% marriage material. a true soulmate.”

4. "sexy, awesome at giving head. blonde, blue eyes. funny. always funny as hell. hugggge ass usually! loves drinking, or smokin weed. horny 100% of the time. never calms down. slutzilla…major slore. loveable. big lips, huge tits. not that smart. never cheats on their man/girl. truthful. "

5. “A beautiful, short (awesomely), brown-haired girl with a big heart and even smaller pants. She is one of the most athletic girls you will ever meet, and she can kick your butt if given the chance.”

[quote=“GillianSeed”]Paul
To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.

A homosexual male that. Is also very gay and loves men.

A man who likes to suck on guys dicks and loves it!!! He also LOVES it when they SPLOOSH on his face!!! [/quote]

WTF at the first one. :lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Andrex

[ol][li]Andrex Strip
Where a male takes an average sized strip of toilet paper and lays it from their belly button to the top of their chest. Masturbation then commences and after the male orgasm the Andrex Strip is put into use.

Dude I tried out that Andrex Strip last night
[/li]
[li]Andrex bra
A bra with tissues or toilet roll shoved down them enhancing the size of the titties. These are a fraud for most men as they are deceptive and often lead to guys wanking over tissues and broken promises >.<

“Dude, did you see her tits?”
“Like dude, it was totally an andrex bra!”
“WTF!” slits wrists

[/li]
[li]Andrex moment
This would be when you have that situation where you drop a roll of something on the floor and as it rolls away it un-ravels what ever the contents of the roll was …leaving you the to complete the arduous task of ‘re-rolling’ except this bit is not like in the advert…

[i]Andrex moment
Examples can include:

Bathroom setting - loo roll
X-ray or hospital setting -

paper roll falls of end of bed[/i][/li][/ol]

:lol :lol :lol

My name is sean. The second definition for sean was this:

used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

That explains me. That is just crazy.

Brennan

  • An attractive man of irish, italian, and other descents. This man is also very sexy and super cute! The man has a bubbly personality and hot ass.

Hey did u check out that Brennan!!!..the things i would do to him…

  • A sexual mastermind, Seen as a God, Someone who causes ladies to cream themselves on their beds

Brennan was so amazing in bed last night, I didn’t have to go chafe myself

Who are these people and why are they so damn accurate? :smiley:

"Alexander

The name for a true gentleman"

And now, here’s how much of a gentleman I am…

Matt…

“…ancient greek translation for “eternal sex-god”. It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.”

That’s 99% accurate. They neglected to mention my amazing pimp hand skillz.

Santiago

  • A Puerto Rican sex God. Santiago is well known for his extraordinary penis: He contributes he success to his phallus and sexual conquests. Although many women of the mid west have seen the orgasmic light of the Puerto Rican sex God, there is only one woman that has ever stimulated Santiago both body and mind. Santiago is most effective as a God when in the act of transcended emulsion with this one woman.

(oh Santiago! oh Santiago! Oh Santiago!)

FUCK YEAH… :cool;

Isn’t it funny how 99% of every Urban Dictionary submission is always something relating to sex?

Francisco

The biggest insult ever! also he is the gayest dude alive he should kill himself he sux balls his own reflection wants him dead

[i]Dude ur a Francisco

WHAT! Kills himself [/i]

:frowning: kills himself

hugs refugio’s bloody remains

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chad

  1. Chad

A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad’s also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.

I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.

______>

  1. Chad

Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

Most Chad’s got a Chuck Norris like beard.

Awww yeah :cool;

[quote=“sbf717”]Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.[/quote]
Too true.

Yup :cool;

Joel

-Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that’s more important than regular people. Arrised from the word “yo” which resembles the word “joel,” used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.

-(n.) Joel- The Latin version of the Hebrew name Yo-el, meaning ‘Jehova is God’ or ‘Yahweh is Lord’. The Greek version ,Ioel, has a similar meaning.
This name was possibly derived from the sun god of Ur, Yo`el, during a time of great cultural mixing. Joel was also the name of a prophet in the To-rah whom warned of the Apocalypse.

-When a pimp makes all of his hos and tricks pay him just for working for him.

-1. An awesome name for an awesome guy.
2. To be Joel is to be really hot.

-Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.