So a snake got into my garage last week...

Wasn’t QUITE as big as tis one though.

http://www.news4jax.com/video/21164498/index.html

:Q

That’s what she said. :Q

Just because you dress up Chad in Doc Martens and a tube top, that doesn’t make him a woman. :frown;

At least he cares about me! :neutral_face:

You kicked me out of the bed when you were done :frowning:

Also snakes scare the shit out of me

[quote=“sbf717”]At least he cares about me! :neutral_face:

You kicked me out of the bed when you were done :frowning:

Also snakes scare the shit out of me[/quote]

I HAD TO, DID YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO SAMUEL L. JACKSON WHAT WE WERE DOING IN HIS BED!? :neutral_face: :neutral_face: :neutral_face:

Also, snakes are particularly scary when on planes.

[quote=“spooie”]Wasn’t QUITE as big as tis one though.

http://www.news4jax.com/video/21164498/index.html

:Q[/quote]
Rupert? Is that you?? Where have you been?!?! :frowning:

cough

double post

Keep going

I had to kill a snake that was at my front door one day.

After I killed him I knelt down beside him and said:

[size=134]"[/size] [size=100]Snake?[/size]

                                 [size=167]SNAKE?. . . . .[/size]


                               [size=200][color=DarkRed]SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!?[/size][size=200]"[/size]

[quote=“nightshade_II”]I had to kill a snake that was at my front door one day.

After I killed him I knelt down beside him and said:

[size=134]"[/size] [size=100]Snake?[/size]

                                 [size=167]SNAKE?. . . . .[/size]


                               [size=200][color=DarkRed]SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!?[/size][size=200]"[/size][/quote]

Hey, I remember that story.