Ocarina of Time came out 12 years ago.
Tomb Raider came out 14 years ago.
Sonic the Hedgehog come out 19 years ago.
Saturday morning cartoons haven’t been good in the pass 5-6 years.
Your promo Pokemon cards from the movies that sold for hundreds when they came out are only worth $5 now.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ended 14 years ago.
Hey, Arnold ended 5 years ago; he’ll never know his parents.
The Rugrats started 19 years ago. You grew up while they stayed babies… Until seven years ago.
You use to go to McDonald’s to get those fuckers; but you have to wait in line until the adult in front of you bought five kids’ meals for them.
You now realize all the live action animals from your shows have died.
You’re super heroes are old and washed up now.
Welcome to being two decades old.