Wherein we discuss the 2016 primaries and upcoming general.
Today is Super Tuesday. 12 states are voting on both the Republican and Democratic side. Those states are: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Georgia, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont and Virginia. American Samoa Democrats will caucus today, as will Alaska on the Republican side.
Clinton pulls a near blow-out, with Bernie winning just two states - Vermont and Massachusetts. In wake, party hacks will tell him to drop out because he’s making Clinton look bad.
Cruz wins Texas by a comfortable margin of 8-10 points.
Kasich picks up a second place finish in Massachusetts.
Dukegate proves not enough to stop him from winning the day and Trump takes all other states.
On my end of things
I go to the liquor store and buy alcohol that I can’t afford.
I proceed to drink all of it by Tuesday night.